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Des bananes ENCORE !!

Bonjour, pauvres de vous restes en France (hin hin hin). Voici mon tour de raconter mon experience bananiere. Je sais que vous avez certainement deja eu votre dose. Moi aussi !  D'ailleurs je ne veux plus jamais en manger. Mais il n'y a pas de raison que vous ne soyez pas degoutes vous non plus.
Alors j'ai moi aussi eu la chance d'experimenter le travail a l'exterieur. Le fermier chez qui j'ai eu l'honneur de travailler n'etait pas tres causant. Les seules phrases auxquelles j'ai eu droit sont "t'es sure que tu vois bien avec tes lunettes toi", et "rend moi mon impermeable sinon je te le retient sur ta paie". Le charmant monsieur m'a affectee aux fameuses ficelles avec lesquelles il faut attacher les arbres entre eux pour les consolider. Ma prestation ne fut pas memorable... Mon tuteur, un gars tres patient je le reconnais, a du me montrer 20 fois les noeuds a effectuer. A chaque fois, au moment de reproduire le geste - sous le regard pas du tout stressant des 3 autres nouveaux qui ont eux reussi du premier coup - le trou noir, impossible de me souvenir. Et puis il faut choisir le bon arbre pour etablir l'equilibre, en associant le facteur vent et le facteur moisissure du tronc multiplie par le facteur sens du regime de bananes... Temps de reflexion exagere sur la metaphysique du bananier + temps d'enervement sur les noeuds qui ne font pas "floup" comme par magie comme on m'a montre = mauvaise jardiniere.

J'ai vite ete transferee a l'usine. Je me rejouissait d'etre en bonne planque, a l'abri des araignees, des serpents, des trous de gadoue, de la pluie, des fermiers desagreables.... En plus ma tache est simple : je dois preparer les boites a bananes. Un travail a la chaine. Derriere moi ca nettoie les bananes, devant moi ca les empaquette. Sauf que je suis debout toute la journee dans 30 cm carres, et que je me transforme en robot au bout d'une heure tellement c'est repetitif et ennuyeux. Rotation gauche. Lever de bras. Saisie de boite. Rotation droite. Saisie de plastique bleu. Pose. Flexion des genoux. Saisie de papier blanc. Pose. Rotation gauche. Saisie de banane. Pose. ARGGGG !!!

Depuis deux jours Marylene travaille avec moi ce qui passe un peu le temps. Mais des que l'on a le malheur de discuter le contremaitre vient nous faire le plaisir d'une visite. Sa conversation a lui se resume a "Plus de boites les filles", "plus de boites". Hier il y a eu une bonne recolte de bananes, si bien qu'on a travaille 11h (mois une demie heure de pose dejeuner) ! Vis ma vie de travailleur exploite.

Vous ne pouvez pas savoir a quel point je suis heureuse le soir de retrouver notre prison (c'est comme ca que les residents ont batise notre hotel), et mes petits camarades.
Fifi, qui s'endort comme un bebe apres son role de mulet quotidien.

Et Marylene, avec qui je joue au photographe de mode dans la cuisine.

Plus que deux jours et apres c'est re les vacances !  

Posted on mercredi 07 mars 2007 à 07:32 in julie
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By MaryLane, posted on mercredi 07 mars 2007 à 08:58

Remarquons cet  excellent travail de maquillage opere sur ma personne....

By mushu, posted on mercredi 07 mars 2007 à 09:57

On remarque surtout le bronzage!!!!!!!!!!

By Trelkax, posted on mercredi 07 mars 2007 à 12:34

C'est bien si cette experience peut muscler un peu cette tarlouze de fifi

By louze, posted on mercredi 07 mars 2007 à 12:51

Putain ce bronzage!!!!!!

hydrate hydrate, comme ça va rester longtemps!!

Moi je vais aller au ski sans crème, pour te rattraper du visage. Non je blague Julie (j'ai imaginé ton regard affollé) Je file acheter de l'écran total pour éviter un vieillissement prématuré de ma peau....

By mushu, posted on mercredi 07 mars 2007 à 13:37

Au fait vous deviez pas arrêter de fumer?

By blame_, posted on mercredi 07 mars 2007 à 13:52

photo de star quoi ^^ (je parle pas de celle de fifi)



By dk, posted on mercredi 07 mars 2007 à 15:38

Ah ouais....

By kholoc, posted on mercredi 07 mars 2007 à 16:17

Marylene, Alain il veut pas que je lui vernisse les ongles

By Le Baron, posted on mercredi 07 mars 2007 à 17:14

Le Fifi, dès son retour, il va te rétamer au kayak Trelkax (ça va sinon, c'est chouette d'avoir tout un pan de bureau pour toi tout seul ?)

By gigi, posted on mercredi 07 mars 2007 à 19:09

Ceci est adresse à Trelkax :  tu veux bien arrêter de "critiquer" mon petit Fifi  c'est pas bo et t'es bobo !!
fifi n' a pas été habitué à travailler dur   "c'est maman quy parle"  je sais mais c'est une excellente expérience car on n'a rien sans rien et c'est comme cela qu'on apprend.  ainsi fifi se fera des muscles mon gentil fifi.  Gros bisous  mon fifi à toi, marylène et julaille.
Merci pour tes bons voeux julie.
bisous la banane !!

By Marylou d\'Elancourt, posted on mercredi 07 mars 2007 à 21:29

Je me sens obligée de m'exprimer sur ce forum pour une fois, je me lance, tellement t'es belle Momo. ce bronzage en plus... t'es CANON. gare à vous backpakers !

By Momo, posted on jeudi 08 mars 2007 à 09:26

Merci Momo !!!!

Juste pour dire qu'aujourd'hui c'etait mon dernier jour de travail apres avoir enchaine trente heures en trois jours dans une usine... Le clou du pestacle, ils m'ont encore mis dans la piscine a Kerosene. Vous connaissez la Joie et le Confort ? Et ben, la piscine a kerosene , c'est exactement le contraire.... je vous laisse imaginer.....

 

Et 1000 dollars dans la pocket , 1000 !



By fifi, posted on jeudi 08 mars 2007 à 09:36

Wesh wesh, l'usine c'st relou mais ca fait gagner du 85 euros net par jour, donc bon voila... Trelkax, nique toi ! =)
Merci maman gigi d'etre mon avocat de la defense (et pour l'humiliation =))))... Je t'adore !

By Feifei, posted on dimanche 11 mars 2007 à 14:52

Ollalalala, Arrète Marylène!!! tu vas attrapper un cancer!!!  En tout cas, Bravo à la maquilleuse 



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